What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Enjoy the penises
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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