People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
where are my eyebrows?
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