I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
