grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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