I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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