would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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