Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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