im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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