I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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