Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Randomize
