Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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