i don't like sucking hair
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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