That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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