**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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