If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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