im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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