Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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