Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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