Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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