Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
