I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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