I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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