ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
