help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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