i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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