No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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