he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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