Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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