Plan B is the new Plan A
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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