Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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