Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Mom said you looked used
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Randomize