If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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