and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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