Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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