Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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