am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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