i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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