ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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