belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My breasts were aching with rage.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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