It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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