he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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