Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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