Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
