Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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