at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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