i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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