You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
