i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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