It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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