Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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