You're completely useless in the revolution.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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