Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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