Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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